I Won’t Have To Worry, Messiah Obama Will Provide

I never thought this day would ever happen. I won’t have to worry about putting gas on my car, I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage. You know, if I help him, he’s going to help me.
Who then?
Who is going to worry about putting gas in YOUR car?
Who is [...]

Yet Another Reason To Vote McCain

Gallup conducted a poll in many nations through out the world asking the poll takers:
Who would you personally rather see elected president of the United States
When the majority of those asked in the Socialist nations of Europe and the Islamic controlled nations say they would rather see Barack Obama elected, then I know a vote [...]

Give Me Some Money U Racist Rednecks!

Military disparager and Democrat Rep of Pennsylvania, John Murtha is asking one million dollars in campaign contributions of his constituency to help him win what has turned into a very close election.

The constituency he is asking one million dollars from is in fact the very same constituency that he recently called racists and rednecks.

Way to [...]

Phillies Win!! Phillies Win!! I Think I’ll Rob A Bank

So the Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series and as has come to be expected in any city where a major sports franchise, or even major college team has won a championship… riots inevitably follow.

Over turned car’s, fires, fights, attacks on the police…
you know, the usual.

Some idiot took it to new extremes this time however, [...]